I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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