She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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