Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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