Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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