It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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