your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
