I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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