if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
