And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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