Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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