I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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