What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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