he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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