I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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