she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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