I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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