normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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