Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize