I must be too annoying 4 u.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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