you guys were way drunker than both of me
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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