I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
