so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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