yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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