Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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