just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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