Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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