You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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