why didn't you poke me back
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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