no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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