he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize