is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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