How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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