Can i not drive my cunt home
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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