why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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