i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize