OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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