Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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