the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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