There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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