I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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