No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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