Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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