Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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