A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Sacagawea was the original milf.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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