we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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