The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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