i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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