bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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