i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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