Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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