she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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