Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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