At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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