Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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