Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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