remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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