Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Someone shattered a urinal.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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